My first girlfriend’s a dangerous alien!? In the spring of my freshman year of high school, I got my first girlfriend, but there is something wrong with her. On our first day of dating, she said, “...more

My first girlfriend’s a dangerous alien!? In the spring of my freshman year of high school, I got my first girlfriend, but there is something wrong with her. On our first day of dating, she said, “Actually, I’m not an Earthling!“ I thought she was one of the eccentric types, but, apparently, she’s really an alien!?